Printers

Have you noticed every time you need to print something, your printer is either out of ink or it just decides to be retarded? How hard is it to get this little machine perfected so that I dont have to stress out every time someone mentions the word "print"? I mean, weve got computers that can crack the Human Genome, render realistic three-dimensional graphics, and communicate around the world ALL AT THE SAME TIME, yet we cant get this little machine whose sole purpose of existance is to take whats shown on the monitor and put it on a piece of paper to do just that? For that, I believe the inventor of the printer should be shot, and the people still manufacturing these craptastic machines without even trying to make them actually work should be exiled to an island inhabited by vending machines that take your money, but either always complain that they are out of snacks or just flat-out dont work. How ironic. Having said all of that, I believe printers should be recognized world-wide as the retarded cousin of computers that want to be awesome like computers, but are too stupid to do anything about it.